Don't make Internet Marketing as a Joke!
Just found this from a forum, I would like to thank for the first author of this, your joke rock my day.
Internet Marketing Relationships
-We just weren't the same match type.
-She had too many negative keywords.
-His crawler is faster than Google's. And not in the good way.
-The awful ROI on the relationship led to contract termination.
-The cost per acquisition on my Match.com account is too high. I'm going to give Yahoo Personals a try.
-That girl has 500 error written all over her.
-The title tag didn't match the site content. (The new version of the carpet doesn't match the drapes.)
-Meta keyword stuffin isn't all she was doing with him.
-You can try tweaking the algorithm, but some relationships weren't meant to be.
-You're just not on page 1 for me.
-I'm sorry, but there's no app to make me less repulsed by you.
-That was someone I should not have clicked on.
-He had more hidden text than an episode of Melrose Place.
Internet Marketing Pick Up Lines
-I did a Google image search for gorgeous with no advanced filters and your picture was the first result.
-You make me want to optimize myself.
-I don't want to Twitter, Facebook or email you. I want to CALL you.
-I checked. The alt text for your picture is “hot damn!”
-I know where you live. (Thanks Google maps.)
-We should 301 redirect to my place.
-We should 302 redirect to my place. (For one night stands only.)
-I'd re-point my nameservers for you.
-If I said I liked your Google Dance t-shirt, would you hold it against me?
-I'd like to link to you.
-If only there was a Google map to your heart.
-Let's not fight it anymore. We belong together like Microhoo.
-If content is king, consider me your queen.
-I've got an algorithm that includes you, me, some Mountain Dew and an XBox.
Internet Marketing Relationships
-We just weren't the same match type.
-She had too many negative keywords.
-His crawler is faster than Google's. And not in the good way.
-The awful ROI on the relationship led to contract termination.
-The cost per acquisition on my Match.com account is too high. I'm going to give Yahoo Personals a try.
-That girl has 500 error written all over her.
-The title tag didn't match the site content. (The new version of the carpet doesn't match the drapes.)
-Meta keyword stuffin isn't all she was doing with him.
-You can try tweaking the algorithm, but some relationships weren't meant to be.
-You're just not on page 1 for me.
-I'm sorry, but there's no app to make me less repulsed by you.
-That was someone I should not have clicked on.
-He had more hidden text than an episode of Melrose Place.
Internet Marketing Pick Up Lines
-I did a Google image search for gorgeous with no advanced filters and your picture was the first result.
-You make me want to optimize myself.
-I don't want to Twitter, Facebook or email you. I want to CALL you.
-I checked. The alt text for your picture is “hot damn!”
-I know where you live. (Thanks Google maps.)
-We should 301 redirect to my place.
-We should 302 redirect to my place. (For one night stands only.)
-I'd re-point my nameservers for you.
-If I said I liked your Google Dance t-shirt, would you hold it against me?
-I'd like to link to you.
-If only there was a Google map to your heart.
-Let's not fight it anymore. We belong together like Microhoo.
-If content is king, consider me your queen.
-I've got an algorithm that includes you, me, some Mountain Dew and an XBox.
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